How do you fit 30

How do you fit 30
Indians in Maruti 800?

Throw a 100 rupee note inside

Husband to a newly wed wife!

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband

Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”

Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne,

Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne,
Meri zindagi per ehsan kar diya,

Is mobile mein yeh last rupiya tha,
Daikh wob bhi tere naam kar dia,

Despite the Old saying

Despite the Old saying
“Don’t Take Your Troubles & Worries To Bed”
Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD.. :-)

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Message of the year

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Select any number 4 ur lifepartner

Select any number 4 ur lifepartner

(1)
(2)
(3)
(4)
(5)
(6)

Reply is must 2 get answer

Answers
1-kanjus
2-best couple
3-everyday dating
4-non stop kissing
5-everyday honeymoon
6-deep lovers

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!

B.A.-Beautiful Angel

Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!

Read each word Reversely:

Read each word Reversely:

A’
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
‘…ylesreveR

Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?

Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.

Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.

Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday
and asked Thursday whether Friday
has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday…

By face how do i look?

By face how do i look?
Innocent!
Sharp!
Proud!
Full of attitude!
Decent!
Illmanerd!
Funny!
Cute!
Zidi!
Pretty!
Send it 2 all ur frndz ,
n c wat they think abt u..But reply me 1st!

Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart…!

Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart…!
Ur miss call is beat of my Heart…!

Ur call is blood circulation of my heart…!
So please keep my active Heart…!